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Jan 25 Jan 25 The Mayan Artifact I Gave My Wife For Her Birthday Is NOT, In Reality, a Literal Pile of Garbage (or, "Except It Kind of Is") Abu Halen
Jan 11 Jan 11 The Heady Scent of Fresh Paperbacks (or, "Ugh. Stop Buying Me Things Besides Video Games") Abu Halen
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