May 31 May 31 We Cool, We Cool (or, "The Truth Behind Earth's Defenses Against Alien Invasion") Abu Halen
Apr 7 Apr 7 The Day My Wife Left Me for Enrique From the Credit Union (or, "96 Hours in Nicaragua, Part 2") Abu Halen
Mar 9 Mar 9 In Which I Touch On Father-Daughter Time and the Relationship Between the French Revolution and ZZ Top Abu Halen
Feb 10 Feb 10 So They Can Bask in My Mirth (or, "'Why Babies Are Born Premature' for $200, Alex") Abu Halen
Nov 6 Nov 6 The Most Special-est Cubs Fan... Evah!! (or, "Thanks for the Headless Rooster") Abu Halen