It's my last night of nightshift. I won't miss it that much. Nightshift tastes like leftovers, Dr. Pepper, and unbrushed teeth. That's because the human mouth produces more "stink spores" during the nighttime hours than at any other time. I know that's a fact because I looked it up on Wikipedia, where I also learned the Titanic went down after Castro torpedoed it and Francis Lloyd Wright wrote "The Star-Spangled Banner" while it sank.