Fumungus


While we were waiting in my podiatrist’s office yesterday afternoon, Grace asked a lot of questions about the Toe Fungus poster on the door. After I’d answered every question that could be answered by reference to the poster (because that’s pretty much all I knew about toe fungus), Grace was overflowing with toe-fungus wisdom. So she sang a little song. It went something like this:

“If you have fumungus, you are really itchy. If you have fumungus, wash your feet more oftener. And if you have fumungus, I’m sorry for your feet.”

It was the most uplifting song about toe fungus I’d ever heard. You’ve got to be grateful for the little things in life, you know?