Abu Halen

Welcome to Abu Halen.

If you listen real heard, you can actually hear the good times roll. Or at least limp. Maybe crawl.

Moving to Taiwan? That's So Hype (And Other Attempts at a Hip State of Being)

Dec 7

Dec 7 Moving to Taiwan? That's So Hype (And Other Attempts at a Hip State of Being)

The End of the World (or, “People See What They Want to See”)

Oct 17

Oct 17 The End of the World (or, “People See What They Want to See”)

Jul 12

Jul 12 Amazing Grace

Tomfoolery at the Gorge Waterfalls 50k Ultramarathon (or, “Overly Loquacious Race Report”)

May 21

May 21 Tomfoolery at the Gorge Waterfalls 50k Ultramarathon (or, “Overly Loquacious Race Report”)

Die Trying (or, “The Edge of What You Know”)

Apr 8

Apr 8 Die Trying (or, “The Edge of What You Know”)

Give Me Eric Carmen or Give Me Death (or, “Hungry Eyes”)

Mar 18

Mar 18 Give Me Eric Carmen or Give Me Death (or, “Hungry Eyes”)

Miss Universe and Me (or, “Bad Moses in Mexico”)

Jan 27

Jan 27 Miss Universe and Me (or, “Bad Moses in Mexico”)

Why Quitting is the Best (and Other Dubious Corollaries of Ace of Base-ism)

Dec 4

Dec 4 Why Quitting is the Best (and Other Dubious Corollaries of Ace of Base-ism)

How to Escape Your Hometown (or, “Lindsay Lohan and Lotto Tickets”)

Nov 2

Nov 2 How to Escape Your Hometown (or, “Lindsay Lohan and Lotto Tickets”)

Some Miracle Blooming (or, “A Little Bit Medieval”)

Jun 18

Jun 18 Some Miracle Blooming (or, “A Little Bit Medieval”)

Eleven Splinters of Life with You (or, “Low Cost Anniversary Gift”)

May 13

May 13 Eleven Splinters of Life with You (or, “Low Cost Anniversary Gift”)

Reminiscing on Christmas Past (or, “Insufficiently Hygienic”)

Feb 22

Feb 22 Reminiscing on Christmas Past (or, “Insufficiently Hygienic”)

Smiling In Your Sleep (or, “The Sensation of Home”)

Jan 25

Jan 25 Smiling In Your Sleep (or, “The Sensation of Home”)

Long Hugs Before You Float Away

Dec 8

Dec 8 Long Hugs Before You Float Away

Swimming with Crocodiles & Bioluminescent Crocodile Repellent (or, “Right Where I Should Be”)

Sep 26

Sep 26 Swimming with Crocodiles & Bioluminescent Crocodile Repellent (or, “Right Where I Should Be”)

Rock Kant Like a Hurricane (or, “You Should Probably Mop Poopy Floors Twice”)

Sep 5

Sep 5 Rock Kant Like a Hurricane (or, “You Should Probably Mop Poopy Floors Twice”)

Suspicious of Gary (and Other Themes from the Abu Halen Family Summer)

Aug 25

Aug 25 Suspicious of Gary (and Other Themes from the Abu Halen Family Summer)

Captured Kings and Captured Hearts (or, “The Shape of a Life”)

Jul 10

Jul 10 Captured Kings and Captured Hearts (or, “The Shape of a Life”)

The Moon and New York City (or, “Somebody Still Loves You, Christopher Cross”)

Jun 24

Jun 24 The Moon and New York City (or, “Somebody Still Loves You, Christopher Cross”)

The Best Guess (or, “Mustaches Woven from Heavenly Manna”)

May 17

May 17 The Best Guess (or, “Mustaches Woven from Heavenly Manna”)