Abu Halen

Welcome to Abu Halen.

If you listen real heard, you can actually hear the good times roll. Or at least limp. Maybe crawl.

Sep 16
Sep 16 Intro to X-Country Motorcycle Ride: In Loving Memory of Fruit Loops & Ghetto Water Parks

Aug 2
Aug 2 Wrestling With The World (Or, "Horses And Pioneers And Windmills, Oh My!")

Jul 27
Jul 27 Eighteen Hours in Milford (But Not on Purpose. It Was An Accident. Not My Fault!)

Jul 21
Jul 21 Travel Review: 240 Hours in Mom's Age 55+ Retirement Community

Jul 18
Jul 18 Gosh, It's So Blue! (And Other Features the Sky and Cookie Monster Share)

Jul 6
Jul 6 They're Coming to America... Today! (Tomorrow, Actually)

Jun 30
Jun 30 I Am a Big Deal Sundae (or, "Running the Triund On a Crazy Train")

Jun 17
Jun 17 Abu Halen Bested by India, Cries Uncle (and Other Catchy Headline Ideas)

Jun 3
Jun 3 Requiem for Saudi Arabia (or, "In Which Abu Halen Plagiarizes Himself")

Feb 23
Feb 23 Eleventh Place is the Tenth Loser (or, "Kodai Hills Ultramarathon Rundown")

Feb 11
Feb 11 Thank Goodness His Bum Smelled of Motor Oil (or, "The Unfolding of a Typical, Average Long-Weekend Trip in India")

Jan 20
Jan 20 On Surfing in Sri Lanka, Kraft Dinners, and Dung Beetles

Jan 13
Jan 13 Motorcycling in Delhi: Skillful and Stupid Are My Maiden Names

Dec 31
Dec 31 Five Little Daydreams (or, "2017 in Review")

Dec 1
Dec 1 Getting Home for Thanksgiving Dinner in Delhi (or, "Lines In My Face")

Nov 9
Nov 9 Fire, Dust, and the Holy Ganges River

Nov 3
Nov 3 Family Time in Leh, Ladakh, India (or, "White Trash Winter Ensemble")

Oct 23
Oct 23 There is a French Man in the Mountains Who Makes Motorcycles, and He Will Lead You Home

Oct 5
Oct 5 Selfie Sticks Are the Antithesis of Love (and Other Thoughts More or Less Related to Tom Petty)

Oct 2
Oct 2 Monkey Bullies and the Taste of a Carnival