Abu Halen

Welcome to Abu Halen.

If you listen real heard, you can actually hear the good times roll. Or at least limp. Maybe crawl.

Oct 30
Oct 30 Bad Parenting, by Abu Halen -- Part 1,183 (or, "Father Administers Known Allergen to Daughter While Horrifed Nurse Looks On")

Oct 23
Oct 23 There Goes the Fear (or, "Dang Hippy World-Hugger")

Oct 15
Oct 15 Bromance in the Desert (or, "Where Have you Gone, Kevin Costner?")

Sep 19
Sep 19 Abu Halen vs. Abu Dhabi: There is Only Room For One Abu in This Town

Aug 1
Aug 1 Leaving DC, Never Easy

Jun 18
Jun 18 When Red Taillights Go Out

Apr 3
Apr 3 Why Has This Baby-faced Boy Pilfered My Razor (and Tried to Out-Lawyer Me)?

Mar 26
Mar 26 A Brisk Stroll Around the Reflecting Pool on an Anonymous Sunday

Mar 20
Mar 20 Mistakes & Someones (or, All the Things You Can Learn from Urge Overkill)

Mar 16
Mar 16 Daylight Savings Time is So Hard It Makes Me Sleepy and My Car Got Repossessed

Feb 24
Feb 24 When I Was in High School Street Gangs Were Nicer

Feb 21
Feb 21 Thoughts on Exploring, and Also Maybe PB&J Could Get You a Girlfriend (Theoretically)

Feb 5
Feb 5 It Turns Out I Am an X-Man

Dec 31
Dec 31 All You Good, Good People (or, "2018 in Review")

Nov 25
Nov 25 Lunchables for Thanksgiving (and Other Artifacts of Wisdom)

Nov 12
Nov 12 Nothing Is Better Than Old Friends, Even Tacos. Actually, Let Me Think About That.

Nov 5
Nov 5 Summer/Autumnal Highlights, with Photos!! (or, "Sorry, I Forgot About July through October")

Sep 29
Sep 29 Moto X-Country, Part 2 -- Blessed, Man, Blessed (or "Stop Crapping Your Pants")

Sep 16
Sep 16 Intro to X-Country Motorcycle Ride: In Loving Memory of Fruit Loops & Ghetto Water Parks

Aug 2
Aug 2 Wrestling With The World (Or, "Horses And Pioneers And Windmills, Oh My!")