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If you listen real heard, you can actually hear the good times roll. Or at least limp. Maybe crawl.

Impossible Feats of Toddler Strength

Savannah and Halen behaved admirably on our two-legged return flight from Salt Lake to Dulles. If you're imagining a two-legged airplane loping across the country step by spindly step, stop being silly and focus, man.

By the time we arrived at the baggage claim at Dulles and were waiting for our ride, however, Halen had some pent up energy to burn. He grunted and struggled, but managed to -- very slowly -- push the cart with all our luggage around. Savannah couldn't bear the sight of her valiant young brother performing the feat all by his onesie, so she swooped in for the assist.

No Clock

She Tucks For Speed