Welcome to Abu Halen.

If you listen real heard, you can actually hear the good times roll. Or at least limp. Maybe crawl.

She Eyes the Fauna

Sometimes while we eat dinner, shepherds lead their flocks into an empty lot across the street from our house. I use the term "emtpy" loosely: there's a lot of broken concrete, assorted rocks, and garbage in the lot. The sheep seem to especially enjoy nibbling on rebar.

Illegalities and Sunroofs

Why I Won't Get Promoted