Abu Halen

Welcome to Abu Halen.

If you listen real heard, you can actually hear the good times roll. Or at least limp. Maybe crawl.

Mar 31
Mar 31 Maintaining Perspective (or, "How Instagram Cannot Accurately Convey How Sometimes My Overseas Lifestyle Blows")

Mar 17
Mar 17 Oh Man, Look At Those Cavemen Go (or, "Hands Off My Lycra")

Feb 23
Feb 23 Race Weekend, Part 3: NAFTA Never Meant to Cause You Any Sorrow

Feb 17
Feb 17 Race Weekend, Part 2: Weird Uncle Jorge

Feb 12
Feb 12 Race Weekend, Part 1: Sometimes I Get Madonna Songs Stuck In My Head

Jan 25
Jan 25 The Mayan Artifact I Gave My Wife For Her Birthday Is NOT, In Reality, a Literal Pile of Garbage (or, "Except It Kind of Is")

Jan 11
Jan 11 The Heady Scent of Fresh Paperbacks (or, "Ugh. Stop Buying Me Things Besides Video Games")

Jan 3
Jan 3 I Don't Want to Go to the Slammer Again (and Other Things You Might Say in El Salvador on NYE)