archive (2006-2015) — Abu Halen

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If you listen real heard, you can actually hear the good times roll. Or at least limp. Maybe crawl.

Dec 9
Dec 9 On Islam (and, Also, a Little Bit On Don Johnson)

Nov 24
Nov 24 We All Have Our Roles (or "I Can't Understand Why We're Not Making Out Right Now")

Nov 22
Nov 22 Some Things You Might Not Know About Ants and Undressing in Public

Oct 27
Oct 27 Ensuring the Next Generation Understands the Indigo Girls (or "Just Doing My Dad Duty")

Oct 23
Oct 23 OK I Will Tell You About My Inaugural Trail Marathon (or "Staying Alive, Oh Oh Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh")

Oct 9
Oct 9 Wait, Do I Know You? (and Other Things You Might Say to Dead Relatives)

Sep 21
Sep 21 Lip Bomb for Chapped Lips (or, "Independence Day in Nicaragua")

Sep 18
Sep 18 Ode to My Sweet Poker Face (or, "Explain to Me Why That Joke is Funny")

Sep 3
Sep 3 Friendly Ghosts (or, "Happy Haunting")

Aug 31
Aug 31 When the Blood Don't Boogie to the Brain

Aug 26
Aug 26 Circumambulate the Volcano Rim With Your Dexterity as Your Guide

Aug 13
Aug 13 Pompeii-tepeque (or, "How Am I Gonna Be An Optimist About This?")

Aug 8
Aug 8 Jungle Waterfalls! And a Few More Clouds! (or, "How to Say 'Juayua,' and Other Important Life Lessons")

Aug 5
Aug 5 El Salvador and Eddie Vedder-esque Corduroy Jackets Are For Lovers

Jul 26
Jul 26 Do You Want to Know a Secret? (Well Ask Someone Else Cuz I Don't Know Any)

Jul 22
Jul 22 Blurry Pictures & Obnoxious Kids Are Still Pretty Perfect

Jul 18
Jul 18 How to be Culturally Blind Again (or, "How Do I Know If This Old Guy Will Take My Stuff?")

Jul 14
Jul 14 El Mozote Massacre Site, 2015

Jul 12
Jul 12 Muffled and Monochrome (or, "I'll Shoot That")

Jul 5
Jul 5 The World is Perfect, Don't Mess It Up (or, "Is There Such Thing As Too Many Tacos?")