Abu Halen

Welcome to Abu Halen.

If you listen real heard, you can actually hear the good times roll. Or at least limp. Maybe crawl.

Jun 12
Jun 12 Ode to the Oregon Coast (or, "We Can Hitch a Ride to Rockaway Beach")

May 31
May 31 We Cool, We Cool (or, "The Truth Behind Earth's Defenses Against Alien Invasion")

Apr 29
Apr 29 Innocent Again

Apr 17
Apr 17 On Long, Lonely Beaches and the Paradox of Redemption

Apr 7
Apr 7 The Day My Wife Left Me for Enrique From the Credit Union (or, "96 Hours in Nicaragua, Part 2")

Apr 5
Apr 5 96 Hours in Nicaragua, Part 1 (or, "24 hours in Nicaragua")

Mar 18
Mar 18 48 Hours in Antigua, Guatemala (And the World's Your Oyster)

Mar 9
Mar 9 In Which I Touch On Father-Daughter Time and the Relationship Between the French Revolution and ZZ Top

Feb 10
Feb 10 So They Can Bask in My Mirth (or, "'Why Babies Are Born Premature' for $200, Alex")

Jan 28
Jan 28 Each Time You Curse at Girls, You Curse a Little at Yourself

Jan 12
Jan 12 A Bad Day in Belize Is Better Than a Good Day in Bakersfield

Jan 7
Jan 7 A Muted Mosh Pit in the Sky

Jan 1
Jan 1 Cannonballing Into the Future (or, "Learning How to See")

Dec 7
Dec 7 We Are Moving to India (And Other Things I Never Thought I'd Say)

Nov 25
Nov 25 How It Is to be Groomed by a Miniature Mother Gorilla

Nov 12
Nov 12 If You Want a Big Fat Uhhhh (or, "Friendship Never Ends")

Nov 6
Nov 6 The Most Special-est Cubs Fan... Evah!! (or, "Thanks for the Headless Rooster")

Oct 30
Oct 30 Etch-o-Sketch (or, "80% Marias")

Oct 21
Oct 21 Electric Witches Brew (or, "Children of the Tropics")

Oct 10
Oct 10 On Archery and Cannibalism and the Satisfying Thunk of Victory