Abu Halen

Welcome to Abu Halen.

If you listen real heard, you can actually hear the good times roll. Or at least limp. Maybe crawl.

Feb 24
Feb 24 When I Was in High School Street Gangs Were Nicer

Feb 21
Feb 21 Thoughts on Exploring, and Also Maybe PB&J Could Get You a Girlfriend (Theoretically)

Feb 5
Feb 5 It Turns Out I Am an X-Man

Dec 31
Dec 31 All You Good, Good People (or, "2018 in Review")

Nov 25
Nov 25 Lunchables for Thanksgiving (and Other Artifacts of Wisdom)

Nov 12
Nov 12 Nothing Is Better Than Old Friends, Even Tacos. Actually, Let Me Think About That.

Nov 5
Nov 5 Summer/Autumnal Highlights, with Photos!! (or, "Sorry, I Forgot About July through October")

Sep 29
Sep 29 Moto X-Country, Part 2 -- Blessed, Man, Blessed (or "Stop Crapping Your Pants")

Sep 16
Sep 16 Intro to X-Country Motorcycle Ride: In Loving Memory of Fruit Loops & Ghetto Water Parks

Aug 2
Aug 2 Wrestling With The World (Or, "Horses And Pioneers And Windmills, Oh My!")

Jul 27
Jul 27 Eighteen Hours in Milford (But Not on Purpose. It Was An Accident. Not My Fault!)

Jul 21
Jul 21 Travel Review: 240 Hours in Mom's Age 55+ Retirement Community

Jul 18
Jul 18 Gosh, It's So Blue! (And Other Features the Sky and Cookie Monster Share)

Jul 6
Jul 6 They're Coming to America... Today! (Tomorrow, Actually)

Jun 30
Jun 30 I Am a Big Deal Sundae (or, "Running the Triund On a Crazy Train")

Jun 17
Jun 17 Abu Halen Bested by India, Cries Uncle (and Other Catchy Headline Ideas)

Jun 3
Jun 3 Requiem for Saudi Arabia (or, "In Which Abu Halen Plagiarizes Himself")

Feb 23
Feb 23 Eleventh Place is the Tenth Loser (or, "Kodai Hills Ultramarathon Rundown")

Feb 11
Feb 11 Thank Goodness His Bum Smelled of Motor Oil (or, "The Unfolding of a Typical, Average Long-Weekend Trip in India")

Jan 20
Jan 20 On Surfing in Sri Lanka, Kraft Dinners, and Dung Beetles