Abu Halen

Welcome to Abu Halen.

If you listen real heard, you can actually hear the good times roll. Or at least limp. Maybe crawl.

Ghosts of Election Days Past (or, "I Was and Remain Pro-Puppy and Anti-Goblin")

Nov 3

Nov 3 Ghosts of Election Days Past (or, "I Was and Remain Pro-Puppy and Anti-Goblin")

The Light We Made (Without Actually Making Light of Anything)

Oct 22

Oct 22 The Light We Made (Without Actually Making Light of Anything)

No Direction Home, Like a Rolling Stone (or, "Fit as Fidels")

Oct 1

Oct 1 No Direction Home, Like a Rolling Stone (or, "Fit as Fidels")

America's Political Knot ( or, "I May Have Punched Him, It's a Blur, Sir")

Sep 24

Sep 24 America's Political Knot ( or, "I May Have Punched Him, It's a Blur, Sir")

How I Ruined Everything (and Other Stories That Aren't Really About Coronavirus)

Jun 17

Jun 17 How I Ruined Everything (and Other Stories That Aren't Really About Coronavirus)

Of Meaningful Clouds, Collapsing Worlds, and Small Convictions

May 5

May 5 Of Meaningful Clouds, Collapsing Worlds, and Small Convictions

Travel Review: Flying Internationally During the End Times

Apr 27

Apr 27 Travel Review: Flying Internationally During the End Times

2019 In Memoriam (or, "The Prettiest Ponytail and the Loveliest Lie")

Jan 11

Jan 11 2019 In Memoriam (or, "The Prettiest Ponytail and the Loveliest Lie")

Nov 26
Nov 26 The Future Is Coming -- Thank Goodness? (or, "Who's Your Butcher?")

Oct 30
Oct 30 Bad Parenting, by Abu Halen -- Part 1,183 (or, "Father Administers Known Allergen to Daughter While Horrifed Nurse Looks On")

Oct 23
Oct 23 There Goes the Fear (or, "Dang Hippy World-Hugger")

Oct 15
Oct 15 Bromance in the Desert (or, "Where Have you Gone, Kevin Costner?")

Sep 19
Sep 19 Abu Halen vs. Abu Dhabi: There is Only Room For One Abu in This Town

Aug 1
Aug 1 Leaving DC, Never Easy

Jun 18
Jun 18 When Red Taillights Go Out

Apr 3
Apr 3 Why Has This Baby-faced Boy Pilfered My Razor (and Tried to Out-Lawyer Me)?

Mar 26
Mar 26 A Brisk Stroll Around the Reflecting Pool on an Anonymous Sunday

Mar 20
Mar 20 Mistakes & Someones (or, All the Things You Can Learn from Urge Overkill)

Mar 16
Mar 16 Daylight Savings Time is So Hard It Makes Me Sleepy and My Car Got Repossessed

Feb 24
Feb 24 When I Was in High School Street Gangs Were Nicer