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Feb 10
Feb 10 So They Can Bask in My Mirth (or, "'Why Babies Are Born Premature' for $200, Alex")

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Jan 28
Jan 28 Each Time You Curse at Girls, You Curse a Little at Yourself

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Jan 12
Jan 12 A Bad Day in Belize Is Better Than a Good Day in Bakersfield

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Jan 7
Jan 7 A Muted Mosh Pit in the Sky

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Jan 1
Jan 1 Cannonballing Into the Future (or, "Learning How to See")

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Dec 7
Dec 7 We Are Moving to India (And Other Things I Never Thought I'd Say)

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Nov 25
Nov 25 How It Is to be Groomed by a Miniature Mother Gorilla

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Nov 12
Nov 12 If You Want a Big Fat Uhhhh (or, "Friendship Never Ends")

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Nov 6
Nov 6 The Most Special-est Cubs Fan... Evah!! (or, "Thanks for the Headless Rooster")

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Oct 30
Oct 30 Etch-o-Sketch (or, "80% Marias")

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Oct 21
Oct 21 Electric Witches Brew (or, "Children of the Tropics")

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Oct 10
Oct 10 On Archery and Cannibalism and the Satisfying Thunk of Victory

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Oct 7
Oct 7 Awesome! Awesomer! Awesomest! (or, "My Mom Would Be Mad If She Saw Me Now")

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Aug 6
Aug 6 When You've Left Your Heart in the Portland Rain

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Jul 30
Jul 30 Mediocrely Sexy Lungs (or, "Beaverhead 55k Race Report")

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Jul 17
Jul 17 Be Cool. Follow the Rules. Stay in School, Paula Abdul (or, "Straight Up, Thou Shalt Tell Me")

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Jun 4
Jun 4 All the Reviews of COSTA RICA (Everything is Better in ALL CAPS)

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May 19
May 19 My Wife Is Waaaaay Better Than a Blobfish

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Apr 28
Apr 28 Ode to Rainy Season (or, "A Refuge For Rock Stars")

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Apr 21
Apr 21 Knowing Your Rights Is Important And So Is Reading This Account of My Experiences With The Legend of Zelda

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