Indeed, times of change are like Justin Timberlake songs: you know a new one is going to come eventually and you know it's going to suck, but you can't really avoid it.
We'll spend a week or so at a hotel here in the D.C. area, lounging by the pool and ordering pizza (Shannon will order out for cucumbers and carrot sticks). Then it's a 12 hours coach-class extravaganza from NYC to Amman with two kids. I plan to spend a lot of time in the lavatory with a "severe upper respitory ailment" (and Archie comic books), which will unfortunately and sadly make me unable to deal with the children. Alas.