I'm not the biggest fan of New Year's resolutions. I guess I'm kind of a cynic. I think it's dumb that people wait until the end of December to stop doing dumb stuff and start doing cool stuff. I start doing dumb stuff and stop doing cool stuff on most days of the year. Er... something like that.
But just to show Shannon that I have an optimistic side, I too have some New Year's resolutions to commit to for 4-6 weeks and then drop like a sack of wet yard trimmings.
5) I resolve to imagine myself exercising for 5-10 minutes per day.
4) I resolve to not say "should have gone" instead of "should have went" this year.
3) I resolve to eat three helpings of vegetables per week. Per month. Per quarter?
2) I resolve to reduce my carbon footprint by exhaling oxygen instead of CO2. I bet I can do it if I concentrate really hard.
1) I resolve to stop biting my fingernails. Except when I'm fasting, then it's okay. I get really hungry.
I think I'm going to be a new man, pretty much. Long fingernails, new tree-like breathing scheme, chimerically slimmed waistline. It will be tough to recognize me with my new, urbane look. I'm going to start answering only to "Chauncy".
But just to show Shannon that I have an optimistic side, I too have some New Year's resolutions to commit to for 4-6 weeks and then drop like a sack of wet yard trimmings.
5) I resolve to imagine myself exercising for 5-10 minutes per day.
4) I resolve to not say "should have gone" instead of "should have went" this year.
3) I resolve to eat three helpings of vegetables per week. Per month. Per quarter?
2) I resolve to reduce my carbon footprint by exhaling oxygen instead of CO2. I bet I can do it if I concentrate really hard.
1) I resolve to stop biting my fingernails. Except when I'm fasting, then it's okay. I get really hungry.
I think I'm going to be a new man, pretty much. Long fingernails, new tree-like breathing scheme, chimerically slimmed waistline. It will be tough to recognize me with my new, urbane look. I'm going to start answering only to "Chauncy".