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Lowa

Halen is addicted to this game. He's a pro at identifying flags of the world.
Halen was identifying states in the U.S. on his Seterra game today. His narration went like this: Wyoming . . . click. Colorado . . . click. Missouri . . . click. Lowa . . . click. Minnesota . . . click.

And I'm like, "Lowa"?

"Yeah, Mommy, it's this state right here!" he said, pointing to Iowa.

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